tylerlovett

Notes: 50885 / 11 hours ago from aslytherinsonofhermes (originally from polynumerous)

mocca-latte-in-my-veins:

cynicalsleeper:

this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today

can’t…stop…laughing…

(Source: polynumerous)

Notes: 2623 / 2 days ago from orionfalls (originally from disminucion)

disminucion:

by overgroun

Notes: 1882 / 4 days ago from orionfalls (originally from bruce-wayneswife)

Notes: 208199 / 4 days ago from saurii (originally from itsthethoughtofyou)

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPIRATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.”

(Source: itsthethoughtofyou)

Notes: 1934 / 1 week ago from reedisonspeed (originally from spiritualinspiration)

(Source: spiritualinspiration)

Notes: 117438 / 1 week ago from aslytherinsonofhermes (originally from rolauren)

elessar2931:

consultingelf:

lizzledpink:

kirathrace:

shows before bros

#flicks before dicks #tales before males #scenes before peens #fictional lands before prostate glands

fictional lands before prostate glands

my new motto

(Source: rolauren)

Notes: 142250 / 1 week ago from aslytherinsonofhermes (originally from sophieslater)

(Source: sophieslater)

Notes: 34329 / 1 week ago from godofman (originally from hama0n)

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

(Source: hama0n)

Notes: 100737 / 1 week ago from godofman (originally from catleecious)